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>That is is the ugliest freaking thing i've ever seen
::hgunh? that's my hgomeworld for Grurgg's sake
>It looks like a mutated lilac monster's war helmet.
::irogic, beguz it's name targlates to 'Disembodied Mulg-Harvester Death Sphere 7'
>I don't see the connection
::that's begguz
ur puny human linear grains can't gronnect the glops.
>U mean connect the dots?
::glops?
>"Dots"
::smorshal warmfers
>Ugh.  So why'd you paste two of them?
::have to start grilling up spagse. this xwoa page hag just hovered here for eonagits.
>nanits, not nagits.
::nuggits?
>nanits.  eonanits.
::smorshal warmfers.
>Forget it.  In any case it's ruins the page.  Just like your moronic idea to post this xaim conversation on an xnet where 700 quadrillion factorial factorial life forms have access to it.  I liked your poem better.
::i could always regrite it.  blah / splots / not / com / (not) / please / go / away / now / for / a / little / while / at / least / - a poem by glorb.  gig you rgeelly like it?  no dolfin's ever griked one of my poems before, you brainless Vegans don't appreciate the only good art in known existence.
>Firstly, what did I tell you about Hitchhiker's infringement?  Its bad enough your race is fat, stupid, and ugly, and we're talking about your poetry.  If you start talking about how bad it is the SB-8 fuce cops will blink here in no time.  Secondly, I'm a dolphin, not a Vegan.  How in the hell could you possibly screw up a species with inhabitants from another solar system?
::i can't help it if one griter in all of human gristory grote a story about stupid green aliens who grite poems, and there happens to be a race in all of two gnown universes of which a fat green alien has written a poem.  spgase is big.  gretting bigger all the grime.  next thig you grnow you're gonna meet a real dogfin named ekko like the vgideo game except spelt with a 'K', or a president Vegan luggerjack florist.  Sro migsing you up wig a Vegan from your back yarg isn't so bad.  i thot kolfin said dolfins are vegetrorians and don't eat dairy.  and peeger said that's a vegan.    
>Who told you president Regan was a florist?  Nevermind, I don't want to know.  Anyway, someone who doesn't animal byproducts is vegan the noun, with a lowercase 'v'.  It has nothing to do with the Vegan star system.
::yguh.  i know.  i was maaging another connegshun.  joke, see?  liig i saig, dolfins are brainless sea bass.
>At least I can spell dolphin.
::dolfin?
>Dolphin.
::Drormfn?
>Dolphin.
::smorrr-shahl warm-fers
>*sigh*.
::i wugn't complain.  u oguakans can't even spgeak urgg yet.  we lerned inklish in six days.
>English.
::Sminglish.
>Alright, Glorb, I have some stuff I gotta do, I gotta run.  Say hi to Blurka for me.
::whish one?  every urgg female is named blurka.
>I know.  I was making a connegshun joke.
::ur just leaving cug u don't grike me.  what in great urgg's name does a dolfin gotta do?  u just swgim.  u swgim and swgim and swigm, geg some air, and swigm and swgim some more.  swigm, swigm, air.  swigm, swigm, air...
>A hyperdolphin's a little different.  I'll explain it all later when we're not talking on a 700 quadrillion factorial factorial xnet page.
::grite!  ttyl swish.
>"Splish".
::Crackerjack.
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