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Free editing software: Skip Sifter version 1.00

Attenshun Earthlings and Okghgkans!  We've gritten some primagive skit-prose egriting software for your equally primigrive nonlinear mush brains.  SkipSifter for DOS  & Windowgs will sift a multi-depth dialogue skip skit with [d] numbered lines into [d] html files with individually colored depth lines up to and including that depth.  For ingrance, given the following file..

skit.txt
1 Pass the green mulg, mother.
2 What a classic opening beta editor example skit line!
3 I beg to differ.
3 Right. Where's a bucket of example skip editing fuel when you need it?
1 I don't think there's any left, Gringle.
1 Well who the hell ate the last of it?
1 I'd say the cat ate it, but that would plagarize and old Monty Python skit.
2 As if alluding to it anyway to cover the reference up is any better.
2 Might even be worse.
3 This entire example skit is the most unoriginal beta editor example skit ever. Like ever! There's barely any skip material on Blorkk.com already. Can the xiters really not think of anything more creative to write than to re-hash one of the measly few skits that are actually posted? How brain dead can you be?
3 Really. I mean just look at the numbers; the ratio of the few dozen pages of posted material to all the infinite plethora of skits that could possibly be posted is like one to infinity. Why actually re-hash pre-milked material? I'd rather be commenting on a couple plastic yard flamkos just staring at each other than suffer one more line of another mulg skit.
4 Slash ROFL!
4 Hunh?
4 I was commenting that was funny, but when I said slash it actually came out as slash rather than slash.
4 But you're still doing it.  Apparently the translator can't actually insert a slash, so there's no point in trying to say "I tried to say slash but it came out slash," because it will just come out "I tried to say slash but it came out slash" instead.
4 See?  Now you're doing it.
4 Just shut up and watch the damn thing.  And pass the green mulg.
4 I don't think there's any left.  
1 Ok, so who the hell ate it?
1 No, what I meant was, the cat did eat it.  I just can't actually say "The cat's eaten it" without infringing the Monty Python line, so I implied it without directly stating it.
2 She could have simply phrased it differently.
2 And risk facing conspiracy to commit cover up charges as well as the original infringement charges?
2 Touche.
3 What's touche mean again?
4 Whys'e ask so many stupid questions again?
3 I'd tell you but then I'd have to infringe on a xiter's friend's tagline.
2 You can say that again.
1 But you just said it anyway.
1 Touche.
2 Touche.
3 Touche.
4 Exactly.
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>>    SkipSifter will create four html files    >>

1.html
Pass the green mulg, mother.
I don't think there's any left, Gringle.
Well who the hell ate the last of it?
I'd say the cat ate it, but that would plagarize and old Monty Python skit.
Ok, so who the hell ate it?
No, what I meant was, the cat did eat it. I just can't actually say "The cat's eaten it" without infringing the Monty Python line, so I implied it without directly stating it.
But you just said it anyway.
Touche.


2.html
Pass the green mulg, mother.
What a classic opening beta editor example skit line!
I don't think there's any left, Gringle.
Well who the hell ate the last of it?
I'd say the cat ate it, but that would plagarize and old Monty Python skit.
As if alluding to it anyway to cover the reference up is any better.
Might even be worse.
Ok, so who the hell ate it?
No, what I meant was, the cat did eat it. I just can't actually say "The cat's eaten it" without infringing the Monty Python line, so I implied it without directly stating it.
She could have simply phrased it differently.
And risk facing conspiracy to commit cover up charges as well as the original infringement charges?
Touche.
You can say that again.
But you just said it anyway.
Touche.
Touche.


3.html
Pass the green mulg, mother.
What a classic opening beta editor example skit line!
I beg to differ.
Right. Where's a bucket of example skip editing fuel when you need it?
I don't think there's any left, Gringle.
Well who the hell ate the last of it?
I'd say the cat ate it, but that would plagarize and old Monty Python skit.
As if alluding to it anyway to cover the reference up is any better.
Might even be worse.
This entire example skit is the most unoriginal beta editor example skit ever. Like ever! There's barely any skip material on Blorkk.com already. Can the xiters really not think of anything more creative to write than to re-hash one of the measly few skits that are actually posted? How brain dead can you be?
Really. I mean just look at the numbers; the ratio of the few dozen pages of posted material to all the infinite plethora of skits that could possibly be posted is like one to infinity. Why actually re-hash pre-milked material? I'd rather be commenting on a couple plastic yard flamkos just staring at each other than suffer one more line of another mulg skit.
Ok, so who the hell ate it?
No, what I meant was, the cat did eat it. I just can't actually say "The cat's eaten it" without infringing the Monty Python line, so I implied it without directly stating it.
She could have simply phrased it differently.
And risk facing conspiracy to commit cover up charges as well as the original infringement charges?
Touche.
What's touche mean again?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to infringe on a xiter's friend's tagline.
You can say that again.
But you just said it anyway.
Touche.
Touche.
Touche.


4.html
Pass the green mulg, mother.
What a classic opening beta editor example skit line!
I beg to differ.
Right. Where's a bucket of example skip editing fuel when you need it?
I don't think there's any left, Gringle.
Well who the hell ate the last of it?
I'd say the cat ate it, but that would plagarize and old Monty Python skit.
As if alluding to it anyway to cover the reference up is any better.
Might even be worse.
This entire example skit is the most unoriginal beta editor example skit ever. Like ever! There's barely any skip material on Blorkk.com already. Can the xiters really not think of anything more creative to write than to re-hash one of the measly few skits that are actually posted? How brain dead can you be?
Really. I mean just look at the numbers; the ratio of the few dozen pages of posted material to all the infinite plethora of skits that could possibly be posted is like one to infinity. Why actually re-hash pre-milked material? I'd rather be commenting on a couple plastic yard flamkos just staring at each other than suffer one more line of another mulg skit.
Slash ROFL!
Hunh?
I was commenting that was funny, but when I said slash it actually came out as slash rather than slash.
But you're still doing it. Apparently the translator can't actually insert a slash, so there's no point in trying to say "I tried to say slash but it came out slash," because it will just come out "I tried to say slash but it came out slash" instead.
See? Now you're doing it.
Just shut up and watch the damn thing. And pass the green mulg.
I don't think there's any left.
Ok, so who the hell ate it?
No, what I meant was, the cat did eat it. I just can't actually say "The cat's eaten it" without infringing the Monty Python line, so I implied it without directly stating it.
She could have simply phrased it differently.
And risk facing conspiracy to commit cover up charges as well as the original infringement charges?
Touche.
What's touche mean again?
Whys'e ask so many stupid questions again?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to infringe on a xiter's friend's tagline.
You can say that again.
But you just said it anyway.
Touche.
Touche.
Touche.
Exactly.


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