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Xangles 9: Blorkk
Pre-pre-prologue, Earth outernet prose frwoa   

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SPACE BASE 8x.44

    Welcome to Space Base 8.  May I take your order?
    Yah, hey, uh, I'm in a bit of a jam, maybe you could help me out.
    Jam, alright, anything else?  Or just jam?  Would you like some Fair Use insurance to go with that in case your next dialogue contrives itself toward the Spaceballs jam scene?
    No, not jelly.  We're--
    I didn't say jelly, I said jam!  Would you like some jelly?  We have a full stock of--
    No, look, I'm in a--situation.  I'm stuck between two consecutively numbered Blorkk frwoa fragments and I don't think the transition is going to make any sense.  My krforb's going completely schizo trying to harmonize the last ffrag and the upcoming ffrag.  Thank god I ran into you because I'm--are you there?
    Hold on a sec, I'm uploading our conversation to an Earth 2009 corner of the xnet, hold on...
    Are you kidding?
    Just hold on for a second while I upload... 
    But that's not gonna gonna solve a damn--
    JUST HOLD ON A NANIT SIR!

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